Don’t make me use my Lawyer voice

Attorney humor social post “Don’t make me use my Lawyer voice”. Is there such a thing as a lawyer voice?
Call me a Lawyer

Screaming or crying kids make for good social post material. Call me a Lawyer, or Mom!, not sure if this is lawyer humor of just child humor.
Keep Calm and Take the Fifth

Yes keep calm and take the Fifth. This was shared on Attorney Experience as lawyer humor although many a truth was said in jest. Keep calm and keep quite.
So he left the steak completely unguarded? ENTRAPMENT

Dog humor always works. Dog dressed as an attorney, even better: “So he left the steak completely unguarded? Entrapment”.
In a Relationship with an Attorney at Law

Social post humor in reference to “In a Relationship with” posts on Facebook. If you are “In a Relationship with an Attorney at Law”, you are in good company.